Not my own, obviously, but appropriate. We went to IKEA over the weekend. Fascinating place--excellently thought out, wonderfully efficient, well staffed, exceedingly good design, kind of marginal components. We now have additional closet space and an urge to name every stick of furniture in the house with a quaint, vaguely nordic-sounding name. I'm sitting on Faldbo the chair, at Hojmska the table, beside Humsu the bookshelf and Grypaar the music stand! It's like I'm surrounded by sophisticated and worldly friends.
Anyway, our experience was better than this: