More words of wisdom from the genius of der volk:
on moving--from our neighbor who is also about to sell her house and move with her hubby and five kids to Montana: If you gotta eat an elephant, just do it one bite at a time.
on a person attempting to do a job in a ridiculous manner--from one of the people installing fence on our property: You're more messed up than a soup sandwich.
These have been swimming around in my head so that I had a nightmare in which I was a soup sandwich trying to eat an elephant. I will leave the explication of that to Dr. Freud.