Monday Musical Offering

My piano teacher, Tom, suggests that people won't check out a musical offering unless there is video. My publicist, who is (unlike Tom) an imaginary entity, suggests that people won't check out a video unless there is something visually arresting. My image consultant, who is my publicist's identical twin, suggests that it would be imprudent for a college lecturer to dress like Elton John. My dog, Opal, suggests that she would provide that Xavier Cugat touch that will make this video irresistible.



My pollster suggests taking a wait and see attitude.