I like soccer better than American football, but I also like 3-day-old oatmeal better than American football. That said, I really like to say the word "vuvuzela," the official noisemaker of the world cup.
What's better than saying "vuvuzela"? Hearing starchy Germans say "vuvuzela."
What's better than Germans saying "vuvuzela"? The Germans playing Ravel's Bolero on the vuvuzela. I may actually cheer for the Germans if the Americans are eliminated.