Wednesday Wordage opening a second front in the War on Christmas

"Merry Christmas" gets pretty perfunctory when it is said, or heard, for the thousandth time.  So I was a not sure if the clerk's diction, or my hearing, was at fault at the store today, I thought I had been wished hircismus.  Whatever.  If you get tired of holiday cheer, wish someone hircismus.  See how it goes.